Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Mildred,
We have too washing machines for Mildred. Both are old but are used for washing different things. Both stopped working, within a week of each other. One could be repaired, the other was so old and sun rotted that pieces would break off of it when you tried to move it or work on it. At this point we decided it would be worth getting a new one. A very kind person felt the need to give some of the money towards the new machine. Here is where Mildred comes in. The washing machines are on her top floor. Now being “On in her years” she is a bit moody and does not always like change. So once the washing machine was delivered they found out that the opening to get the machine up to the top was about 1cm too small. The machine had been measured, but this was thought to not make too much difference. The opening is a metal grate fixed to the wall with a door build into it. Mildred was not welcoming at all. She refused to budge even the slightest bit. So the only thing left to do is unbolt the metal grate and remove the whole thing so that we can get the machine up. The same individual who so graciously gave towards the purchase of the machine also offered to help get it up, as they have a history in construction. During the process it was discovered that the grate was also tack welded in place. (tack welded meaning that there were small welds on each of the bolts to help make it even more secure) Touché Mildred. At this point to only two options are a hack saw or a big hammer. No hack saw was accessible so the hammer came into play. After some good strong hits it was still pretty stuck. Then Mildred released the grate in just the right manner to drop it on the toe of the generous man doing the work. Breaking off his toe nail. Requiring him to need to be sent to the clinic. The grate was then off and the machine went up fine. And now the metal grate is back up as well. The man however lost his toe nail, and was left limping for a week. His nail is growing back now…. Slowly. And he has no hard feelings towards Mildred. Mildred however offered no consolation for her outburst, but has warmed a bit to the washing machine.